医疗笑话：有感觉

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有位患者到医院看病。大夫详细询问其病情后，对他说：“请躺下，让我检查检查。” 大夫在患者的腹部按压了几下，问：“有感觉吗？” 患者：“有！” 大夫：“什么感觉？” 患者：“有人在按我的肚皮。”

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