医疗笑话：最拿手的

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医生为汤姆作了长时间检查，仍未能查出他患的是什么病。汤姆皱着眉头：“你们医院的水平就这么差劲呀？” 医生没生气，只是意味深长地说：“这样吧，你回去洗一次热水澡，然后在室外走动两个小时，但一定不要穿衣服。” “这样就能治我的病吗？” “不。不过，这样你准能染上肺炎，而我们对肺炎从诊断到治疗都是最拿手的。”

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